Unhinged

Atinlay Igpay

AWOL

Bosom Buddy

Cardpecker

Cheap Ass

Circle of Protection: Art

Collector Protector

Drawn Together

Emcee

Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)

Fascist Art Director

First Come, First Served

Frankie Peanuts

Head to Head

Ladies' Knight

Little Girl

Look at Me, I'm R&D

Man of Measure

Save Life

Standing Army

Staying Power

Wordmail

_____

Ambiguity

Artful Looter

Avatar of Me

Brushstroke Paintermage

Bursting Beebles

Carnivorous Death-Parrot

Cheatyface

Double Header

Flaccify

Framed!

Greater Morphling

Johnny, Combo Player

Loose Lips

Magical Hacker

Mise

Moniker Mage

Mouth to Mouth

Now I Know My ABC's

Number Crunch

Question Elemental?

Richard Garfield, Ph.D.

Smart Ass

Spell Counter

Topsy Turvy

Aesthetic Consultation

Bad Ass

Bloodletter

Booster Tutor

Duh

Enter the Dungeon

Eye to Eye

The Fallen Apart

Farewell to Arms

Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil

Kill! Destroy!

Mother of Goons

Necro-Impotence

Persecute Artist

Phyrexian Librarian

Stop That

Tainted Monkey

Vile Bile

Wet Willie of the Damned

When Fluffy Bunnies Attack

Working Stiff

Zombie Fanboy

Zzzyxas's Abyss

Assquatch

Blast from the Past

Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature

Deal Damage

Dumb Ass

Face to Face

Frazzled Editor

Goblin Mime

Goblin Secret Agent

Goblin S.W.A.T. Team

Mana Flair

Mons's Goblin Waiters

Orcish Paratroopers

Punctuate

Pygmy Giant

Red-Hot Hottie

Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug

Sauté

Six-y Beast

Touch and Go

Yet Another Aether Vortex

B-I-N-G-O

Creature Guy

Elvish House Party

Fat Ass

Form of the Squirrel

Fraction Jackson

Gluetius Maximus

Granny's Payback

Graphic Violence

Keeper of the Sacred Word

Land Aid '04

Laughing Hyena

Monkey Monkey Monkey

Name Dropping

Old Fogey

Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental

Remodel

Shoe Tree

Side to Side

S.N.O.T.

Stone-Cold Basilisk

Supersize

Symbol Status

Uktabi Kong

"Ach! Hans, Run!"

Ass Whuppin'

Meddling Kids

Rare-B-Gone

Who // What // When // Where // Why

Gleemax

Letter Bomb

Mana Screw

Mox Lotus

My First Tome

Pointy Finger of Doom

Rod of Spanking

Time Machine

Togglodyte

Toy Boat

Urza's Hot Tub

Water Gun Balloon Game

World-Bottling Kit

City of Ass

R&D's Secret Lair

Plains

Island

Swamp

Mountain

Forest

Super Secret Tech